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[a sharp, annoying female voice is heard talking to the low baritone that is Kenpachi's.]

"Make the next right."

"No. Don't wanna make tha next righ'. Goin' straight."

"Proceed forward one-half mile and take an immediate right."

"NO. Ain't goin' righ'. Headed this way."

"Turn right now."

"Ain't fuckin' goin' righ'. Headed ta tha lake."

"Recalculating now. Thank you for using the AlwaysRight Navigation system."

"Wha'? Doin' wha' why? An' why 're ya even talkin' ta me? Don't wanna use ya."

"Proceed forward three-fourths of a mile and turn left."

"Screw ya. I hate this week already..."

[Text]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feline-sonata.livejournal.com
That would really suck.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Tell me 'bout it.

There is no data on the lake at this time. Would you like to make an entry?

Not talkin' ta ya! Talkin' ta him! Worst event ever, I'm thinkin'.

[Text]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feline-sonata.livejournal.com
Could be that, could be.

At least you aren't going to be lost? Try asking...her?...to take you where you want to go?

Re: [Text]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Thing is, I can see tha lake. It's straight ahead. An' she's tellin' me ta go left.

Correct. Make an immediate left.

An' there's nothin' in tha way o' me an' tha lake. Ain't thinkin' this thing is gonna help.

[Text]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feline-sonata.livejournal.com
Ask why she is telling yo uto go left, maybe?

[Voice]

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[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkdeathgod.livejournal.com
Kenchan...who're ya talkin' t'?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Dunno! Suddenly started hearin' it, an' it's just as wrong as I am.

This is the AlwaysRight Navigation system. I am not wro--

Shut it. Not ya, Yachiru. A' least it's startin' ta listen now. Still... might just stay a' home all week this time. Less o' a headache...

Recalculating route home.

[Kenpachi sighs heavily.]

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkdeathgod.livejournal.com
If that thing's on yer shoulder I'll smash it!

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
It's in my head. I wish ya could...

[Voice]

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[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nimquesse.livejournal.com
[Deep silence]

Are you using the GPS?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Dunno wha' a GPS is...

The AlwaysRight Navigation system is more than just a GPS, it serves--

Enough already! Yeah. Guess I am. Why? Ya know somethin' 'bout 'em?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nimquesse.livejournal.com
Yep...we relied on them a lot while we were on our trip, they can be quite useful.

Where are you going, by the way?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
I wish I knew. Followin' it now a' Itachi's suggestion.

Destination: Lake.

Yeah, ya said tha' already... ain't any lake I know...

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[Text] I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

Date: 2008-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com
...

Where is it trying to take you, Kenpachi-san?

[Voice] heehee.

Date: 2008-09-21 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Don't know. Think it's insane...

Directing towards destination: Lake. Please turn left now.

Ain't tha lake I wanna go ta... I'm tryin' ta get ta tha one I think I saw somethin' big in tha other day. Tha' one's straight.

Your destination is to the left.

I hate this place.

[Text]

Date: 2008-09-21 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com
Why not just follow it's directions and see where it takes you? It can hardly hurt.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-21 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Huh. Guess I could... then she'd win, though. Ain't sure I wanna let her win...

Turn left and pro--

I'm goin', I'm goin'! Long as it shuts her up, guess it's worth a shot. [Kenpachi turns left.]

Proceed fourt--

Just. Shut. Up.

[Text]

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[voice]

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Date: 2008-09-21 07:17 am (UTC)
bunny_flower: (soothe)
From: [personal profile] bunny_flower
... Zaraki-taichou ? Who is that person with you ?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Ain't a person, it's some sort o' navigation system tha' likes ta lead me ta places I wasn't headin'.

Destination stated: the lake. Destination reached: the lake.

Yeah. If I had any sanity ta start wi', there'd be none by tha end o' this week.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 07:24 pm (UTC)
bunny_flower: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bunny_flower
Oh. That does sound annoying.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Tell me 'bout it. Long as it don't start tellin' me how ta get places in my place, though, I won't be tryin' ta stab it out...

Date: 2008-09-21 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] law-of-reason.livejournal.com
Oh... sounds like you have a voice that actually serves a purpose.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Everyone else is gettin' old memories tha' bug 'em. Guess maybe it's 'cause I don't got tha' sort o' memories? Ain't got any regrets, don't miss anyone.

Ya get hit by any o' it? I'm guessin' we may be a little alike there. Don't think ya regret anythin', though prolly fer different reasons, heh.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] law-of-reason.livejournal.com
I'm not surprised you wouldn't have much to regret. So it seems we have something in common. How unusual.

It's just been idle chattering sometimes. A nuisance, but hardly tramatic.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-22 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyinthefight.livejournal.com
Yeah. Not expectin' it ta happen again any time soon, heh.

No sense in lettin' old things drag ya down.

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