Sixteen stabs [accidental voice post]
Sep. 20th, 2008 10:16 pm[a sharp, annoying female voice is heard talking to the low baritone that is Kenpachi's.]
"Make the next right."
"No. Don't wanna make tha next righ'. Goin' straight."
"Proceed forward one-half mile and take an immediate right."
"NO. Ain't goin' righ'. Headed this way."
"Turn right now."
"Ain't fuckin' goin' righ'. Headed ta tha lake."
"Recalculating now. Thank you for using the AlwaysRight Navigation system."
"Wha'? Doin' wha' why? An' why 're ya even talkin' ta me? Don't wanna use ya."
"Proceed forward three-fourths of a mile and turn left."
"Screw ya. I hate this week already..."
"Make the next right."
"No. Don't wanna make tha next righ'. Goin' straight."
"Proceed forward one-half mile and take an immediate right."
"NO. Ain't goin' righ'. Headed this way."
"Turn right now."
"Ain't fuckin' goin' righ'. Headed ta tha lake."
"Recalculating now. Thank you for using the AlwaysRight Navigation system."
"Wha'? Doin' wha' why? An' why 're ya even talkin' ta me? Don't wanna use ya."
"Proceed forward three-fourths of a mile and turn left."
"Screw ya. I hate this week already..."
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:34 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:37 am (UTC)There is no data on the lake at this time. Would you like to make an entry?
Not talkin' ta ya! Talkin' ta him! Worst event ever, I'm thinkin'.
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)At least you aren't going to be lost? Try asking...her?...to take you where you want to go?
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:46 am (UTC)Correct. Make an immediate left.
An' there's nothin' in tha way o' me an' tha lake. Ain't thinkin' this thing is gonna help.
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:48 am (UTC)[Voice]
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:39 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:42 am (UTC)This is the AlwaysRight Navigation system. I am not wro--
Shut it. Not ya, Yachiru. A' least it's startin' ta listen now. Still... might just stay a' home all week this time. Less o' a headache...
Recalculating route home.
[Kenpachi sighs heavily.]
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:44 am (UTC)[Voice]
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:58 am (UTC)Are you using the GPS?
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Date: 2008-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)The AlwaysRight Navigation system is more than just a GPS, it serves--
Enough already! Yeah. Guess I am. Why? Ya know somethin' 'bout 'em?
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Date: 2008-09-21 03:49 am (UTC)Where are you going, by the way?
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Date: 2008-09-21 03:55 am (UTC)Destination: Lake.
Yeah, ya said tha' already... ain't any lake I know...
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Date: 2008-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)Where is it trying to take you, Kenpachi-san?
[Voice] heehee.
Date: 2008-09-21 03:11 am (UTC)Directing towards destination: Lake. Please turn left now.
Ain't tha lake I wanna go ta... I'm tryin' ta get ta tha one I think I saw somethin' big in tha other day. Tha' one's straight.
Your destination is to the left.
I hate this place.
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Date: 2008-09-21 03:16 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:22 am (UTC)Turn left and pro--
I'm goin', I'm goin'! Long as it shuts her up, guess it's worth a shot. [Kenpachi turns left.]
Proceed fourt--
Just. Shut. Up.
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Date: 2008-09-21 07:17 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-22 12:56 am (UTC)Destination stated: the lake. Destination reached: the lake.
Yeah. If I had any sanity ta start wi', there'd be none by tha end o' this week.
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Date: 2008-09-22 07:24 pm (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-22 07:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-21 10:36 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-22 12:58 am (UTC)Ya get hit by any o' it? I'm guessin' we may be a little alike there. Don't think ya regret anythin', though prolly fer different reasons, heh.
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Date: 2008-09-22 01:07 am (UTC)It's just been idle chattering sometimes. A nuisance, but hardly tramatic.
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Date: 2008-09-22 01:13 am (UTC)No sense in lettin' old things drag ya down.
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