Sixteen stabs [accidental voice post]
Sep. 20th, 2008 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
joyinthefight[a sharp, annoying female voice is heard talking to the low baritone that is Kenpachi's.]
"Make the next right."
"No. Don't wanna make tha next righ'. Goin' straight."
"Proceed forward one-half mile and take an immediate right."
"NO. Ain't goin' righ'. Headed this way."
"Turn right now."
"Ain't fuckin' goin' righ'. Headed ta tha lake."
"Recalculating now. Thank you for using the AlwaysRight Navigation system."
"Wha'? Doin' wha' why? An' why 're ya even talkin' ta me? Don't wanna use ya."
"Proceed forward three-fourths of a mile and turn left."
"Screw ya. I hate this week already..."
"Make the next right."
"No. Don't wanna make tha next righ'. Goin' straight."
"Proceed forward one-half mile and take an immediate right."
"NO. Ain't goin' righ'. Headed this way."
"Turn right now."
"Ain't fuckin' goin' righ'. Headed ta tha lake."
"Recalculating now. Thank you for using the AlwaysRight Navigation system."
"Wha'? Doin' wha' why? An' why 're ya even talkin' ta me? Don't wanna use ya."
"Proceed forward three-fourths of a mile and turn left."
"Screw ya. I hate this week already..."
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[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:34 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:37 am (UTC)There is no data on the lake at this time. Would you like to make an entry?
Not talkin' ta ya! Talkin' ta him! Worst event ever, I'm thinkin'.
[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:39 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:42 am (UTC)This is the AlwaysRight Navigation system. I am not wro--
Shut it. Not ya, Yachiru. A' least it's startin' ta listen now. Still... might just stay a' home all week this time. Less o' a headache...
Recalculating route home.
[Kenpachi sighs heavily.]
[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:43 am (UTC)At least you aren't going to be lost? Try asking...her?...to take you where you want to go?
[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:44 am (UTC)Re: [Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:46 am (UTC)Correct. Make an immediate left.
An' there's nothin' in tha way o' me an' tha lake. Ain't thinkin' this thing is gonna help.
[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:48 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:49 am (UTC)Re: [Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:55 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:55 am (UTC)Your destination is on the left. Turn left and proceed fourteen-point-seven miles.
It's less than a mile in front o' me... Maybe it's confused 'bout tha lake I want? There another lake 'round here?
[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 02:58 am (UTC)Are you using the GPS?
[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:00 am (UTC)The AlwaysRight Navigation system is more than just a GPS, it serves--
Enough already! Yeah. Guess I am. Why? Ya know somethin' 'bout 'em?
[Text] I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Date: 2008-09-21 03:04 am (UTC)Where is it trying to take you, Kenpachi-san?
[Voice] heehee.
Date: 2008-09-21 03:11 am (UTC)Directing towards destination: Lake. Please turn left now.
Ain't tha lake I wanna go ta... I'm tryin' ta get ta tha one I think I saw somethin' big in tha other day. Tha' one's straight.
Your destination is to the left.
I hate this place.
[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:16 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:22 am (UTC)Turn left and pro--
I'm goin', I'm goin'! Long as it shuts her up, guess it's worth a shot. [Kenpachi turns left.]
Proceed fourt--
Just. Shut. Up.
[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:44 am (UTC)And if following her directions helps.
Re: [Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:49 am (UTC)Where are you going, by the way?
[voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:51 am (UTC)Re: [Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 03:55 am (UTC)Destination: Lake.
Yeah, ya said tha' already... ain't any lake I know...
Re: [Voice]
Date: 2008-09-21 04:01 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2008-09-21 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-21 07:17 am (UTC)