Seventeen stabs [Voice]

[joyinthefight]

A' first I thought tha voice was just annoyin'. But it ain't righ' ta mess wi' Yachiru like tha'. Ain't righ' ta mess wi' anyone like tha', but 'chiru means more'n most ta me. Tha navigation system don't seem so bad anymore, long as it stops tellin' me how ta get ta my bathroom an' other obvious places.

The AlwaysRight Navigation System is activated when you state a destination.

Gotta say where I'm goin' so she knows I ain't leavin' 'r somethin'... Can't win. Hopin' this ends soon... gonna get ta bed early, I'm thinkin'. Less time awake means less time hearin' tha.

Destination: Bed. Proceed fifteen-point-two steps forward and take the first left.

Great. An' how tha hell do ya take a point o' a step?

It is two-tenths.

Yeah. Thanks fer bein' even more unhelpful than normal.

Comments

[Voice]

[pinkdeathgod.livejournal.com]

I wonder how it measures yer step size. Would I have t' g' more steps 'cause I got smaller feets?

[Voice]

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

I was wondering the same thing, actually.

[Voice]

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Tha's a good question. Wonder wha' happens if I lunge...

Four-point-nine lunges. Eight-point-seven-two-nine-four-five skips.

An' if I walk on my hands?

Please wait, computing. Please wait, computing. Please wait. Unknown quantity. Cannot compute.

Huh. Might o' broken it. Hope I broke it...