Twenty-six stabs

[joyinthefight]

Huh. Lot o' people havin' problems wi' others. An' tha ones tha' 're human 're gettin' stuck pretty bad.

Had an idea, yesterday. Figure I can fight, an' I've lead an' taught before. I can do it again.

Some o' ya prolly don't know me. I'm Kenpachi, captain o' tha 11th Squad back in Soul Soceity, so I'm one o' tha Shinigami. Unohana-taichou can vouch fer tha fact tha' I know how ta fight.

Found an empty warehouse. There're a bunch o' them 'round. Got a few things in there now, weights, a ring, mats, an' I got a few weapons, though I'm lookin' fer more.

So if ya wanna learn, lemme know. I can find time fer everyone, an' work wi' 'em one-on-one 'r in groups, however ya wanna do it.

I'm callin' it tha 11th Warehouse, fer now.

Comments

[bunny_flower]

That is an excellent idea.

May I suggest using Kuchiki-san to help train any humans interested ? she could use the training herself.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

...

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I ain't trainin' ya; ya know enough. I'll still fight ya.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Sure, if she wants ta help out. Dunno how many'll want this, if any do, an' I don't wanna give away all tha students, but yeah, it'd be helpful ta have her trained more.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

I have no wish to fight.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Creativity is obviously not a skill of yours. That was the best name you could come up with?

You don't need another division of thugs around here.

[bunny_flower]

I shall have to ask her if she would mind giving you a hand, then.

[istoppedtime.livejournal.com]

Good thought. You want to give out the coordinates?

[pinkdeathgod.livejournal.com]

And I'll help ya train!

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Works fer me.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

I'm creative in a fight. Wha' else do I need? Ain't gonna be writin' some novel 'r paintin' some thing 'r doin' bonsai. It works.

Ain't tryin' ta make a division o' thugs, tryin' ta make sure tha' tha people 'round here 're safer from ya an' yers.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

...Why is that?

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Heh. Oops. Yeah, they're a' [x,y]

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Tha' should be fun.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

I don't get much in tha way o' chances when it comes ta fightin' someone who'd be a challenge.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to fight someone who will only stop at death.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess I could stop before then, if ya wanna fight.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

When an' where?

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

The wastelands, no?

Soon enough. You'll know when.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

In case ya ain't noticed it, tha wastelands ain't small.

Huh. 'kay.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

I assume you'll be able to feel my reaitsu.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'll do my best. Trackin' ain't my sort o' a thing.

[crush-world.livejournal.com]

I see.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Creative in a fight? You hack at things until they can't move, how is that remotely creative?

How altruistic.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

They... Ya gotta deal wi' different threats. Like Nnoitra's extra arms, 'r Tousen's thousands o' shards. Ya have ta be able ta move.

A' least I ain't makin' tha place worse.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

And what kind of strategy did you use against extra arms beyond "cutting them off"? And surviving getting stabbed by a thousand blades just makes you sturdy, not a strategist.

Your existence makes this place worse.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

I played dead fer a minute ta watch him, see wha' he was gonna do. Arrancar 're different from regular Hollows, they tend ta think. Dealin' wi' Tousen's bankai tha' took away senses took thought, then.

I can think o' a few people'd say tha' yer tha problem, an' I ain't one. Yer opinion ain't worth a thing.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Oh, playing dead. What skill that must've taken. And somehow I doubt your strategy with Tousen's bankai was anything more than getting stabbed and being able to take it.

My opinion is perfectly valid to myself, which is what matters to me.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Not like ya would be able ta take any o' it. Ya get beaten an' have ta run every time, don't ya.

Everyone's opinion is valid ta themselves. It's worthless if it don't work fer anyone else. Like ya.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Unlike you, I'm able to plan ahead and avoid that sort of thing. If I lost that often, I'd be dead, not a captain.

Most people's opinion is useless to me, so I discard it.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

Tha quincy, tha bount, an' tha berserk kid ya lost ta. Ya won against an Espada. Tha's three out o' four where ya got hurt bad.

Yer worthless ta most people. Guess tha' works out.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

The bount I fought, I killed. And the Espada I killed had defeated the quincy. Strange how things balance out.

It does, in a sense.

[joyinthefight.livejournal.com]

He still took yer arm off. An' tha Quincy came close ta killin' ya. Just 'cause tha creature tha' don't got a heart anymore fell ta ya don't mean ya wound up beatin' tha Quincy. Ya probably waited until ya knew his tricks ta go in, usin' Nemu an' tha others as pawns.

So go be worthless somewhere else, would ya?