Two stabs [Voice Post]

*A slightly off-key voice is heard singing as Kenpachi pokes around town, trying to get some sort of minor bearings, but getting lost instead.*


Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a--

Wha' tha hell... Tha'.. tha' ain't righ'...

...

Wait. Is this thing on? Oh great. Tha' really ain't righ'.

*A clicking noise signals that he has found the off switch and used it*

[[OOC: The song is Macho Man, from the Village People.]]